holocaustbloopers:

“what’s your zodiac sign?”

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wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.



peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

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carry-on-my-otp:

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

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mexicanjesuschrist:

cobaltdays:

You walk into my home and I offer you this plate of snacks:

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I eat all of them, bowl included




polyglotfrog:

scorpiophobia:

shei5zahir:

The world @ America.

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.



astronautsbz:
“ “Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”
this calls for AIR GUITAR
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astronautsbz:

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR




lordeofthesun:

harlequinesque:

rarabro:

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life